Lucky there's a Family Guy...

It's the Family Guy Compendium that's top of my wishlist this time
Family Guy is a cartoon comedy similar to the Simpsons, beefed up with hilarious jokes and funny gags
Here's my hommage to my favourite series on tv:

BEST QUOTES
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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)

Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)

Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)

Peter: Who was that guy? ________________________________________________

Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.

Peter: Now what? Are you coming on to me?

Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.

Doctor: ...can't it be both?
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Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.
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Lois: You're drunk again.

Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
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Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink

Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter

Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.
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Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...

Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.

Brian: Oh, oh you speak english

Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.

Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?

Bellboy(spanish): Que?
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Lois: This can be a great opportunity for you and Stewie to bond.
Peter: Bond... James Bond. I'll do it.
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Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.